A Warm Nook

In which omegawill totally uses his real voice. Guys, he totally does. Just trust me. Man. So  . . . real.

You know, this one might not have  . . . no, wait, there’s some. Yep. Swears and inappropriate stuff.

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Show Notes:

KARL. KARL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I ENDED THE SEASON.

For the record, I think “Coagal del Fenyero” is a much better name than than “Buadevere Booshdebar”, but dudes and ladies, I forgot about it two seconds after saying it.
Thanks very much to Pozeal, omegawill, and my good friend PeaTea (not on the MSPAFA fora) for making with me this preposterous audio file. Thanks also, though admittedly to a much lesser extent, to Awakelemon for making The Deadly Dance of the Scarecrow King, the memory of which gave me the first lines of this episode, and to Michael Swain, for making the Blockhead videos which made me force omegawill to do that last bit of dialog.

And thanks most of all to my nephews! They won’t be able to listen to this episode unless I bleep out all the swears and sex, but man, they got me started doing these things. I love you guys!

I had to cut up this episode in order for my site to accept it; if you want a full, uncut version, I can email it, and if enough people ask, I suppose I could figure out how to set up a torrent. If you would like a version where the different parts don’t have cliffhangers (i.e. overlaps), just ask and I will post it.

To those of you who suggested things for Scrambled Eggs, thank you so much, and to all who listened and will listen, I hope you enjoy(ed) it.

Now I am off to finish revising Inhibitions so I can restart that adventure. If you like this one, it’s pretty much no indicator whatsoever of whether you’ll like that one; whereas this one is a person yammering in your ear, that one’s intended to be a novel. It’s possible that when I finish with that (or maybe in some kind of interim) I will do another season of Scrambled Eggs, or even a Skype-based adventure. GET EXCITED.

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In which Pozeal tells a terrifying tale of pianist pursuit. There is almost no alliteration.

SWEARS AND IN APPROPRIATE STUFF! BOOARRGH YEAH!

PIANOS ARE PROBLEMATIC.

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In which we find the Secret Ranger.

Did you guess that there would be inappropriate content in here? If so, good guess.

Are you on top of a movie theater cruising down the highway yet, or does that happen later?

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In which we name the Part after something that isn’t in it, but is coming up soon.

Yep, also contains swear and/or sexual congress. Congress? Is that the right word?

Gets even more confused.

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In which you battle hostile, compact automobiles.

Quite a few swears and things.

Starts off a bit confused.

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In which expectations are thwarted, if they existed in the first place. Also, mouth pain.

Contains really quite a few swears.

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In which, gosh, not a whole lot happens for the first bit. And then there is A FISH.

Probably no swears. Not sure.

I shake my head at this episode.

*shakes head*

I have decided to wrap the show up within the next few episodes — I’d like episode 60 to be the last one for a while. I say this because the show’s purpose is to keep my creative juices flowing, and I don’t need that now that I’m actively revising Inhibitions.

Oh, and, of course: what does Mega Man do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which you ought to be either on your KNEES or off the HOOK.

NO SWEARS! I showed it to my nephews; they liked it!

So here’s what I cut out of the podcast:

I have said elsewhere, such as in my signature, that Scrambled Eggs is ending soon. Well, here I am to clarify.

‘Scrambled Eggs is ending soon’ is, in fact, not true. ‘Scrambled Eggs is ending as soon as goggleman64 finishes revising Inhibitions and writes a summary for it’ is what is true.

That is all. Some pretty swingin’ suggestions today, and out of it came a podcast that my little-kid nephews were able to enjoy! VERY GOOD SCRAMBLING.

What does the Sun say? Or, you know, just post the first three words that come to mind. (MS Paint Adventurers)

I love making this podcast.

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In which some people go on a fruitless quest, then get really ticked.

Swears, but not as many as there could have been.

Thanks to all the music, and thanks to the unplugged microphone fiasco that I mentioned during the story, boy did this one take a long time to make. It certainly is an unusual Scrambled Egg.

Also, thanks, WithoutACat! Now I know where that sound comes from.

Better yet, I spent a lot of today wearing sunglasses.

At any rate, what do the real estate agent and his caravan guard do next?

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That’s who played the non-violin, non-ringtone music, by the way. It was The Who. They’re pretty rockin’.

In which Bop-It plays approximately as important a role as it does in real life, and in which I start narrating a Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy fan-fiction.

No swears!

I really did read this in a place that made me think of our protagonist’s room. It’s a bit of a dreadful basement, but it’s preferable to whispering again.

You know what I would like? A cake. Can somebody get me a cake?

I would put ‘what do you want him to have said’, but what I actually want to do involving you all is the continuous story, and I would rather not swap it out for continuing one of these other things (unless you ask me to specifically).

Hmm. Come to think of it, that makes the end of this episode rather inappropriate, doesn’t it? Sorry about that.

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In which serious business goes on, guys. Guys it is serious. Ladies it is serious.

Just one swear. Ah . . . also, it is pretty quiet, as it is whispered. See the show notes.

It’s the first whispered episode of Scrambled Eggs! Done mainly because I really wanted to record one and make a dent on my backlog, but I happened to be around some really light sleepers! OH MY GOODNESS I HOPE PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT IS SAID. If they can’t, I may provide a transcription in the future.

In other news, this one was done using suggestions that were intended for a continuous story. Another episode was done using those suggestions properly. This episode is technically earlier than that one (this is 53, that is 54), but it was released after that one.

Also, Batman.

If you want to, tell me what you’d like to do next. (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which obtaining a software package becomes your main goal for the next seven years.

So this one plays pretty fast and loose with the sense-makey, but I’m disinclined to care. It’s Scrambled Eggs; things get mixed up.

This episode also takes place over the course of seven years, in case you missed that! My but your cake-body must be stale.

The current cricket is of course the distant descendant of the original. A whole clan of Booshdeba-watcher crickets sprung up, just waiting for the day when you would finish your incredibly important quest for Garage Band so you could help them with their dragon.

Now that you have heard the melodious sound of your own voice, what will you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which one man goes mute, another commits manslaughter, and a third is Nikola Tesla. In all seriousness, you’ll need to check out the version of this post on MS Paint Adventures to understand what this episode is going on about.

Also, I do declare that Scrambled Eggs are the cruelest fertilizer,
breeding cakelances out of the dead ground.

…

Plenty of swears.

Oh God, I had so much fun with this one.

Somehow, my diction seems to have improved. Could it be that there is some sort of ‘the swing of things’, and I am just getting into it? Now my trading this for Inhibitions seems like more of a bittersweet  deal.

(throws up hands) Do whatever the h*ll you want. It’s all open, folks. (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which I get to just one of the two parts that everyone seems to know from this poem’s beginning.

So many swears, but not in the first bit.

Remember how I mix up the format of these? Heeheehahahahaha

What will you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which you play the best. Character. Ever.

Really quite a few swears!

I am really just a huge fan of Nikola Tesla. I wrote a friggin’ fifteen-page paper on him, and what about his career and personality ensured that he would be forgotten for several decades after his death. Oh man, this guy was wacky.

What . . . what do you want Nikola Tesla to do next? Honestly, I might not do pt. 2 for a while, so you can still feel free to suggest. (grin) Not that anyone’s done that for a while. (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which I slam on Albert Einstein and describe government interest in Science Most Bewildering.

Oh yeah, a bunch of swears and other profanity.

Tee hee, maleable space. Tee hee, insulting famous figures deserving of respect. Also, I just finished a sizable paper on Nikola Tesla, and inserted an in-joke into this podcast. If you can get this, then perhaps you are also a fan of the excellent man.

Come to think of it, Nikola Tesla is possibly the epitome of ATTRACTIVE MEN OF ADVENTUROUS SCIENCE.

Wait, what was this one about? And what do you want do next, you guy-who-just-defeated-Cake-Decorations-Man? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which delicious treats are presumably consumed, and the quality of childcare appears questionable.

I . . . don’t think this one has swears. Suddenly, I have a hard time remembering. AUGH MY AMNESIA.

What kind of hoops do you have to jump through in order to get permission for brain surgery on little kids?

You know what? I was going to do this big Scrambled Eggs Explosion on update 50, a day when I would basically make Scrambled Eggs non-stop, as a big end-of-season, no-more-Scrambled-Eggs-for-a-while extravaganza. But now I want to wait on that until I’ve read through [i]Inhibitions[i] (ought to take about a day) and updated bits of it (ought to take about a week  :winky: [/impracticality]. To top it off, this adventure/show was never particularly into the whole “make sense, have neatness” idea. I think I’ll finish the season whenever I’m ready to start making new posts for [i]Inhibitions[/i].

Seamless transitions, here we come! But for now: What do you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which a man does something that will never be repeated.

Has a swear, but it’s right at the end.

I have this relation of mine; one would call her pretty close. One would call her “my mother”. And let me tell you, she can do accents all over the place. Like one of those lawn sprinklers, except instead of spraying water, she’s doing different accents.

I’ve basically got Russian (which, fittingly, she can’t do). That is what I was shooting for in this recording; don’t know exactly what came out.

I would ask ‘what do you do next’, but I’ve got another episode I’m about to load. So I guess I’ll ask: What did you eat last?

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In which a radio station makes an unreasonable request, and a man gives an unreasonable response.

No swears!

I find myself slightly embarrassed to do these with other people around. This is incredibly ironic, since I started doing this kind of thing for the sole purpose of entertaining the people around me (namely, my nephews, who are awesome).

At any rate, I begin to think this little continuous adventure will be short-lived. Alas, and alack! But I’ll be switching back to [i]Inhibitions[/i] in a few days anyway, so I guess it would have dropped off anyway.

What would you like to do (next)? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which hints are dropped, a man dies, and ‘cake lance’ is said about ten times.

Note:  Well, this is a curious situation. When I have a continuous story that I really want to keep going, what do I do when no-one suggests anything for a day, since I really want to keep updating daily? For now, I will fill out backstory instead of auto-advancing the story.

No swears!

It’s not very often I do these low-key Scrambled Eggs. I suppose that means I’m not in a low-key mood very often. What would low-key eggs be, anyway? Eggs Benedict?

At any rate, I hope I did a halfway-decent job of giving this room some history. If you want clear explanations of any of it, go ahead and ask; I’ll straight tell you. But would that take the magic out of it?

What do you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which misfortune turns to intelligence turns to dead. Also, a wizard cricket.

No swears!

A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man. Thanks, eerr. That was so strange. It helped that Shane Hannigan was here with me again, too.
And, don’t worry about Chef.

What do you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which we experience a lack of knowledge about the Cakian Mythos, and a shower does an unexpected thing.

No swears!

Hooray, this one was long! However, I have a sneaking suspicion that it is so because I had a bit more trouble getting into the flow of things. However, I found my microphone along with a box of Oreos, so hurrah!

Man, I wonder where this story is going.

What do you want to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which a game mechanic is discovered, and a cricket meets an unfortunate event.

No swears, I don’t think.

So, a friend listened to all three of these, and suggested:
“Hit yourself in the face with the cake lance. Embrace the sweet taste of cakey death.”

I gotta say, I’m seriously considering this in addition to whatever you suggest. It won’t end the adventure, rest assured. Death is but another change for Sir Bodaveer deBoofshta.

I also recorded this OUTSIDE, because it was a NICE DAY! Felt good.

What do you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which a cricket sits in the corner, innocuously.

SINISTER . . . LY.

Contains no swears! Perhaps having some sort of purpose makes me less profane?

Well, this certainly went better for me than the last time I tried a continuous story. At least, I think it did.

I’ve got various theories as to why, but friggin’ what, it’s only been two episodes; I can’t accurately pick out a trend from that except by chance. Hee, hee, though: PERL.

What do you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which programming languages are named and the protagonist is trapped.

I . . .  I think there’s one swear. It’s kinda hard to hear.

I . . .  I guess I wanted to do a continuous story, adventure-style. I did not expect this episode to turn out like this when I started recording it, but, hey — okay. Let’s see if anyone bites and supplies commands.

What do you do? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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Oh my goodness; so much happens in this one. Be sure to listen all the way to the end.

Some swears in the background.

So all I did with this was sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme and strategically insert an STD name. I take no credit for the rest; that was the result of my drunken friends, whom I shall call Overlord sGood and Unsung. Because pseudonames are For The Win.

What would you like to ‘do’ next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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I which I say ‘a pocket fulla coke’ twice, somehow.

Contains a swear right at the end. There’s probably one somewhere in the middle too.

Oh man, this one is short and less sensible. Not that these ruminations will affect the next two episodes, as I have already recorded them — in fact, I think I recorded three, come to think of it — but I believe I will make a more concerted effort in the future to have a long, involved storyline.

What would you like to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which dogs behave like dogs, except when they don’t. Also, tangental orphans.

Man, when did orphan jokes become okay? Also, a swear real loud right at the end.

Why, why do I record these things and then not listen to them, and not post them until the time has come when I don’t remember what in the world it’s about?

Okay, so I listened to it. A-ha-ha-ha, he swung down on a sword. I listened to this with my roommate, and I think he wanted to give me a hug when he heard that.

What would you like to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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Here’s a podcast I made for my English class! It is the most fun of English classes. Plus, doing this podcast has got me thinking about officially licensing my stuff as Creative Commons, so other people feel more free to remix it. Assuming anyone would want to.

Here’s the original posting, on the class blog.

HAVE A NICE DAY

In which mathematics play some kind of a role, and public servants get a probably-justifiable rap.

No idea if this one contains swears.

I talked pretty fast in this one. WOO

What would you like to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which you get yourself extra-grounded, and a long time later, tear up the Brooklyn Bridge. Or was it already torn up?

No swears!

Put the record straight: I’m not a Christian Scientist, but I am doing a thesis paper on them. I’m afraid I’m garnering rather an unfavorable impression of the organization.
Also, the recording and the processing of this episode were done when I had much more important things to do! It’s a good thing this is so short! Also AUDIS

What do you want to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which an leprechaun gets shot down, as does an unlucky crow.

No swears!

Oh man, I just recorded like six of these yesterday. But I felt in the mood to do today’s one, so, what the hoo-hey? Also, ah, Formula Irish Racing. Could someone do a YouTube video about that?

What do you want to do next? (For MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which urban legends are proved true and OH MY GOODNESS PUDDING

I don’t think this does contain a swear! However, I did start blowing levels halfway through.

(laughs hysterically)
You know, I have a lot of fun doing these ones. I do believe they’ll become a regular visitor. Though I’ll probably make them shorter than this one; I went on for four minutes this time in order to incorporate all the suggestions. All the wonderful suggestions . . . .

What do you want to do now? (For MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which heads explode and certain organs are possessed.

Might have a swear. I don’t quite remember.

It’s been 32 episodes, and I’m only now imagining an adventure with a distinctly female protagonist. I guess I write what I know.
Also, it strikes me that I imply that women only wear trousers when impersonating men. What I really meant was OH THOSE GOL-DANGED SCRAMBLED EGGS SURE DO SAY CRAZY THINGS.
Actually, I kinda do mean that.

What do you want to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which royalty experience the grind of the daily life and then return to the status quo.

No swears, if memory serves. It was a little while ago that I recorded this.

A-HAHAHA, you probably won’t be able to understand the end, but it’s inspired by Piers Anthony’s book “Killobyte”, which has kind of a dumb name, and an extremely dumb name-caption. Plus, the back of the book implies that a killer in a video game takes his craft into real life, which is not what happens at all! Also, apparently Russia comes into my mind a lot.

What will you do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which a man reads a very boring list.

I don’t think I swore in this one.

I got the ‘item:’ idea from the play I’m in, Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night”. I keep wanting to mix it up with these Scrambled Eggs, you know?
Maybe soon I’ll do another musical one.

What would you like to do next? (MS Paint Adventurers)

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In which a not-character from a show I don’t-don’t watch taunts a man with an unfortunate burden.

I don’t remember if this has swears. Sorry.

Oh goodness, please forgive me if you’re offended.
Also, I made this right after watching a bunch of Team Four Star. Can you tell?

What would you like to do next? (For MSPaintAdventurers)

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In which an owl goes all Peter Parker and gender issues are discussed.

I don’t think it contains a swear, strictly speaking.

Okay, so I did this one and the next four all in one session, ’cause I’d been getting behind. This one is possibly the most standard of them. I like the idea of a Spider Man Owl.

What would you like to do next?

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In which you journey between literary/aural figments and cook fantastic breakfast goods.

Contains no swears. Does contain a somewhat adult reference, but it ought to go over the heads of most youngins.

Hee hee, takin’ a break in the midst of a giant session of early-morning homework to do some Scrambled Eggs. This episode may contain more thorough 4th-wall-breaking than any that have come before.

What would you like to do next?

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In which I describe hampsters and the Cold War rages around us, generating great new scientific breakthroughs and threatening the whole of humanity with destruction at all times.

I don’t think there’s a swear in this one.

Here’s another one with a long delay between production and distribution, because I made it as a last hurrah of wakefulness last . . . night? At any rate, what I have to say is that this one has a remarkably coherent plot.

What do you want to do next?

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In which John Wayne teams up with some friends to become a singular movie star. But not with Hannah Montana. She’s too good for him.

(sigh) . . . contains a real big swear. If you want to skip it, see the bottom of the post for instructions.

Unfortunately, as happened the last time a new person blessed me with compliments and suggestions, I have beat my audio quality senseless and left it dehydrated and hallucinating in an alley behind a Walmart. This time, however, there is at least a consistent problem — I was blowing the levels the whole time. I will attempt to use better mike practices next time.
Also, tee hee, Shakespeare.

What would you like to do next?

P.S.: To skip the swear, just turn down the volume right around where I start talking about John Wayne getting together with a bunch of friends and adult entertainment stars.

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In which Armadillos are in fact never worn as hats, not even once. Nor are they loved!

Poor armadillos. And yes, there is a swear. A rather unnecessary one, I’m afraid.

No melodies this time, I’m afraid. I’m using an idea my roommate gave me a while ago. I think the audio quality is actually pretty good, though. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go do pressing and important things.

What would you like to do next?

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In which seagulls or maybe pelicans kidnap schoolchildren, and an airplane turns into magical powers!

Contains a swear, I’m pretty sure.

ha-HA, bet you didn’t see that one coming!
I honestly had no idea I was going to do this when I hit the ‘Record’ button.

What would you like to do next?

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In which paper airplanes kill, and you speak from THE FUTURE, which is what happens immediately after the present! And has NACHOS

(nods) There’s a swear. Also, I had to raise the volume something fierce to get parts of this audible, so either watch it in a place where people won’t mind shouts, or put on headphones.

This one had . . . a frame story in it? Huh. I feel somehow that I’m getting more coherent with these.

What would you like to do next?

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In which I mention peaches in uses I bet you never though you would hear.

I . . .  don’t remember if this one contains a swear.

This is the longest I’ve ever let an episode rest, completed, on my hard drive before posting it to the show. Also, I got kinda zip sleep last night, so *boy* do I not remember what this one is about! I hope you enjoyed it, though!

Leave in a comment any ideas you wish to hear in the next episode, and have a nice day!

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In which the Elephant Man is a state of being and beautiful relationships are formed.

Contains no swears!

Oh man, what was I on when I did this episode? Oh, that’s right — sleeplessness.

Have anything in mind for what you’ll do next?

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In which Guadalupe Hidalgo shows up unexpectedly and a tragedy occurs involving a jerky llama.

There’s a swear wit’in this podcast.

I had to hush my voice because it was 4:27am when I recorded this, and I am in a public building only one room away from sleeping peeps!

Normally I just ask for suggestions from the folks at www.mspaintadventures.com, but I figure: why not open it up here? I’m not entirely sure if anyone knows this blog exists, but if you do and you’re reading this, feel free to post suggestions for the next story in the comments. I’m fairly confident that I can handle anything thrown at me.

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In which I accuse you, and then the Legend of Zelda intrudes on my narrative.

I don’t think this one has any swears.

Huh. So this one had a long preamble by me, and was more of a ‘my observations of you’ than a ‘you did this’, but you know what? That’s fine by me.

Have a Nice Day!

In which bottles are treating in burlesque fashion and I avoid lifelong biscuit consumption.

No swears!

Wow, this time a continuation of the last story went a lot easier than it has before. Hooray! Maybe the 2nd-person perspective helps it, or maybe its just experience.

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This episode released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license. Because sometimes, the sky, it’s just so beautiful.

In which you obsess over grapes and meet Abe Lincoln.

I don’t think this has a swear in it! Perhaps I constrain myself when I theoretically speak of other people.

Maybe you noticed, maybe not: I use the word ‘small’ a ton in this episode.

This episode released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license. Because refilling ink cartridges makes me feel snazzy.

In which Koss Headphones come up far more often than they have any right to.

Contains a swear. I didn’t really need it, in retrospect.

Tried a new sock for my microphone today, so that I could use the old one as part of a pair and put them on my feet (eventually). As a result, the sound’s a bit wonky.

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This episode released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license. Because serious research can be enjoyable, though it is certainly time-consuming.

In which balls are things and bats are other things but bears are what they are.

…might contain a swear?

Featuring celebrated guest and good friend, shane_hannigan! (not his real name, for those of you who don’t understand the implications of the underscore).

Can you believe we are doing this with a $10 mike that has an actual sock for its wind sock?

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In which I convince someone that I am a bird using unlikely methods.

Probably contains a swear.

Have you ever seen the Japanese show that apparently spawned the Power Rangers? Its called the Super Sentai Rangers, I think, and they occasionally defeat monsters with song and dance.

From the trailer, Mutant Girl Squad looks somehow in the same style. But more blood.

Also, *boy* is this easier to do when I have people around!

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In which the Fonz does not poison your Kool-Aid, but something very similar happens.

Probably contains a swear.

I didn’t realize I wasn’t using a prepared outline until this one was done. Also, I was indeed drinking red Kool-Aid. Just not during recording.

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In which, prior to the being on the moon, a hard-boiled janitor smokes some ganja and reflects on a conspiracy.

Nah; just kidding. (Also, contains a swear.)

This one kind of, almost, has a plot! Done solo, as opposed to the last two, so not so much uncontrolled joviality.

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In which there is dancing and there are bears, and perhaps there are bears briefly dancing.

You know, I get the feeling there’s a swear somewhere in there.

A lot tighter than the previous episode. Featuring a guest appearance by Doublemint! This is not a username or handle!

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In which shakes are lamp-made.

Contains a lot of homicide, if not any swears. I don’t . . . think it has any swears.

(suggestions provided by forum-goers at MSPaintAdventures)

Boy, this one was loose. Oh well. You get what you pay for.

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In which some gets cerebral palsey and someone else is probably Ted Dansen.

No swears!

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A romance told from within a volcano, with questionable gender identities.

Probably contains a swear. Maybe.

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In which SCREWDRIVERS!

Probably contains a swear.

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In which banana pirates and trips to the Sun are mentioned, but not in the same breath.

Contains a swear!

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This episode released under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license. Because pencils have erasers to make them 10x more magical.

In which an oyster and a baby start a disco dance craze.

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In which people make non-gratuitous use of razor blades and sulfukrik acid.

Contains a swear!

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In which glass is broken and babies continue being babies.

Warning: contains a couple swears.

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The first episode of Scrambled Eggs, in which poor decisions are made.

Warning: contains a swear.

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